English sayings =============== What is this real life you're talking about, and where can i download it? --------------------------------------------sent by democrit-------------------------------------------- Your moms teeth are so yellow, that her tongue have to wear son glasses -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman needs a man like a fish a bicycle - but a man needs a woman like a fish the water -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's nothing wrong with sex on television, as long as you don't fall off -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep your country green, fuck a frog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The more I know about men, the more I like my dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No future - no past tense - no present perfect! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join the army, travel to foreign countries, meet exotic people, and kill them -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In former time people were afraid of the future, Today the future has to be afraid of us! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm drinking to drown my problems, but these goddamn bastards can swim! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't throw your cigarett ends into my toilet, I promise I will not piss into your ashtray. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stop eating! It's bothering me smoking! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those who die earlier will be dead longer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Satre: to be is to do Carnus: to do is to be Sinatra: do be do be do -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life Program: M1: DO Love M2: GOTO M1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drink wet cement and get really stoned. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Save electricity, there's enough you do in the dark! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like sex. - When it's good, it's fantastic. - When it's bad, it's still better than nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Micky Jagger is in action, but he gets no satisfaction. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many women think the way to a man's heart is through his stomack. Some women have found a more interesting way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam came before Eve. And then they came together. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't laugh, mother, you daughter slept in it, too. (written at the side of a VW-Bus) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every truth has three sides: yours, mine and the real one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone talks about the pollution of the environment, We do it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time is what you make of it Swatch commercial... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Humpty Dumpty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep it simple: as simple as possible, but no simpler. -----------------------------------------------------------Albert Einstein------------------------------ All you can do is all you can do, but all you can do is enough. ---------------------------------------------------------Arthur L. Willians----------------------------- The road goes ever on and on. --------------------------------------------------------------Bilbo Baggins----------------------------- Save the wood - eat more beavers! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a cat named Thrash. In the current political climate, it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a computer scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-orientated. --------------------------------------------------------------R. King, 1989----------------------------- I like this saying about computer scientist found in the book of Andreas Heuer: »Objectoriented Databases« -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife ran away with my best friend. I miss him very much. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know that it needs up to 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby oil? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- see this badge? it says NYPD! This means I will Nock Your Punkass Down. -------------------------------------------------------------Will Smith [MIB]--------------------------- his sucks more than anything that ever sucked before. ----------------------------------------------------------Beavis and Butthead--------------------------- Mother hold her little daughter fifteen minutes under water. Not to make her any troubles, only see the funny bubbles. ========================================================================================================//en.yabiladi.com/topics/please-don-t-read-skip-44-1231508-1231508.html#msg-1231508 Fri, 05 Jun 2026 05:10:33 +0200 Phorum 5.2.15