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version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"> <channel><title>A government job</title> <description>A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, &quot; Have you been in the service?&quot;Yes,&quot; he says. &quot;I was in the armed forces for three years&quot;The interviewer says, &quot;That will give you extra points toward
employment&quot; and then asks, &quot;Are you disabled in any way?&quot;The guy says, &quot;Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.&quot;The interviewer tells the guy, &quot; O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in
At 10:00A.M. &quot;The guy is puzzled and says, &quot;If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M. ?&quot;&quot;This is a government job&quot;, the interviewer says. &quot;For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
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