What is this real life you're talking about, and where can i download it? --------------------------------------------sent by democrit-------------------------------------------- Your moms teeth are so yellow, that her tongue have to wear son glasses ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
A woman needs a man like a fish a bicycle - but a man needs a woman like a fish the water ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- There's nothing wrong with sex on television, as long as you don't fall off ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Keep your country green, fuck a frog. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- The more I know about men, the more I like my dog. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- No future - no past tense - no present perfect! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Join the army, travel to foreign countries, meet exotic people, and kill them ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- In former time people were afraid of the future, Today the future has to be afraid of us! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- I'm drinking to drown my problems, but these goddamn bastards can swim! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Don't throw your cigarett ends into my toilet, I promise I will not piss into your ashtray. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Stop eating! It's bothering me smoking! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Those who die earlier will be dead longer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Satre: to be is to do Carnus: to do is to be Sinatra: do be do be do ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Life Program: M1: DO Love M2: GOTO M1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Drink wet cement and get really stoned. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Save electricity, there's enough you do in the dark! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- I like sex. - When it's good, it's fantastic. - When it's bad, it's still better than nothing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Micky Jagger is in action, but he gets no satisfaction. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Many women think the way to a man's heart is through his stomack. Some women have found a more interesting way. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Adam came before Eve. And then they came together. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Don't laugh, mother, you daughter slept in it, too. (written at the side of a VW-Bus) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Every truth has three sides: yours, mine and the real one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Everyone talks about the pollution of the environment, We do it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Time is what you make of it Swatch commercial... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Humpty Dumpty ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Keep it simple: as simple as possible, but no simpler. -----------------------------------------------------------Albert Einstein------------------------------ All you can do is all you can do, but all you can do is enough. ---------------------------------------------------------Arthur L. Willians----------------------------- The road goes ever on and on. --------------------------------------------------------------Bilbo Baggins----------------------------- Save the wood - eat more beavers! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- I have a cat named Thrash. In the current political climate, it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a computer scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-orientated. --------------------------------------------------------------R. King, 1989----------------------------- I like this saying about computer scientist found in the book of Andreas Heuer: »Objectoriented Databases« ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- My wife ran away with my best friend. I miss him very much. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Did you know that it needs up to 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby oil? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- see this badge? it says NYPD! This means I will Nock Your Punkass Down. -------------------------------------------------------------Will Smith [MIB]--------------------------- his sucks more than anything that ever sucked before. ----------------------------------------------------------Beavis and Butthead--------------------------- Mother hold her little daughter fifteen minutes under water. Not to make her any troubles, only see the funny bubbles. ==================================================================================================== ====
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