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7 July 2006 01:29
English sayings
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What is this real life you're talking about,
and where can i download it?
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Your moms teeth are so yellow, that her tongue have to wear son glasses
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A woman needs a man
like a fish a bicycle -
but a man needs a woman
like a fish the water
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There's nothing wrong with sex on television,
as long as you don't fall off
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Keep your country green,
fuck a frog.
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The more I know about men,
the more I like my dog.
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No future -
no past tense -
no present perfect!
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Join the army,
travel to foreign countries,
meet exotic people,
and kill them
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In former time people were afraid of the future,
Today the future has to be afraid of us!
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I'm drinking to drown my problems,
but these goddamn bastards can swim!
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Don't throw your cigarett ends into my toilet,
I promise I will not piss into your ashtray.
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Stop eating! It's bothering me smoking!
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Those who die earlier will be dead longer.
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Satre: to be is to do
Carnus: to do is to be
Sinatra: do be do be do
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Life Program:
M1: DO Love
M2: GOTO M1
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Drink wet cement and get really stoned.
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Save electricity, there's enough you do in the dark!
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I like sex.
- When it's good, it's fantastic.
- When it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
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Micky Jagger is in action, but he gets no satisfaction.
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Many women think the way to a man's heart is through his stomack.
Some women have found a more interesting way.
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Adam came before Eve. And then they came together.
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Don't laugh, mother, you daughter slept in it, too.
(written at the side of a VW-Bus)
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Every truth has three sides: yours, mine and the real one.
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Everyone talks about the pollution of the environment,
We do it!
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Time is what you make of it
Swatch commercial...
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When I use a word it means just
what I choose it to mean -
neither more nor less
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Humpty Dumpty
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Keep it simple: as simple as possible,
but no simpler.
-----------------------------------------------------------Albert Einstein------------------------------
All you can do is all you can do,
but all you can do is enough.
---------------------------------------------------------Arthur L. Willians-----------------------------
The road goes ever on and on.
--------------------------------------------------------------Bilbo Baggins-----------------------------
Save the wood - eat more beavers!
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I have a cat named Thrash. In the current political climate,
it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to
a computer scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to
humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice.
Rather, I would argue that he is object-orientated.
--------------------------------------------------------------R. King, 1989-----------------------------
I like this saying about computer scientist found in the book of Andreas Heuer: »Objectoriented Databases«
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My wife ran away with my best friend. I miss him very much.
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Did you know that it needs up to 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby oil?
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see this badge? it says NYPD! This means I will Nock Your Punkass Down.
-------------------------------------------------------------Will Smith [MIB]---------------------------
his sucks more than anything that ever sucked before.
----------------------------------------------------------Beavis and Butthead---------------------------
Mother hold her little daughter
fifteen minutes under water.
Not to make her any troubles,
only see the funny bubbles.
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bobrik
t
9 July 2006 18:25
SO INTERESING. MANY THANKS.thumbs up
 
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