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Bob & The Blonde.....
f
20 May 2009 15:27
Bob & The Blonde.....

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
w
20 May 2009 16:17
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."

After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."

The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"

The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."grinning smiley
s
20 May 2009 17:26
hahahaha
that s funny jockes
cheers guysthumbs up
s
20 May 2009 17:44
hi there
i ve got a jocke
but it s got to be told in arabic
hada mouhamed mat wetle3 ljahenam
wahed nhar ja 3endhoum 3azrail ljahenam
ga3 hadouk lifiha wgalihoum
lyouma 3endkoum wahed loffre special
ghadyine tkeddou t3eytou ftelephone l3ailatkoum wethedrou m3ahoum
ja lmarikani w3eyt la famille felekher jatou chi 1000 dollars khelessha
wja mourah lefrancawi w3eyet hta houwa felekher jatou chi 2000euro khelessha
felekher ja lmeghribi 3eyet la famille webka kayehder chi ness nhar
mnine keleb fjibou lka ghir 2 dirhams
whouwa ygoul l3ezrail chhal dleflouss
galou ghir 2 dirhams
galou lmeghribi 3lach?
galou mhit ghir appel locale
hahaha
i hope tkounou fhemtouha
L
21 May 2009 15:17
thumbs down
Morocco and hell are the same shit??
I've already heard this somewhere....Where was it???Oups

Of course in Morocco!!!!No no
s
8 June 2009 11:37
hi there
chill out man
that was just a joke
alright???Heu
 
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