I have not heard any new jokes for a long time................Looking forward to hearing some - the ones that you can share with your familly and friends. This is the last one that I received from Morocco
This student arrives late to his classroom and found the door of his class shut. Instead, to knock and walk in, he glued a piece of paper at the door and wrote ' I came but no one was her, so I left'.
Hmmm. What about this guy that did evrything wrong in his life and everyone told him that Hell is waiting for him. He decided that if he is going to Hell, he must better start planning for it so he built this room in his garden. Underneath it, he had a large stove with adjustable heat knobbs which he can control from inside the room (remont control heather). Every night, he goes inside the room and put the stove on increasing the temperature of the place which makes it very hot. He did it for years until one day his number come up and he died. Long behold, he went straight to Hell and as the door started opening, he became very relaxed as he knew he could take the heat and enjoy the fire. BUT, he was thrown in a big freezer.........he did not think of that.
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially' and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course", the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially' and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
A businessman living in France went to Morocco driving an empty big white Van. Once he crossed over to Morocco, he started buying Bicycles until he got to Casablanca. By then, his van was full of Bicycles to the roof top. He went straight to the souk and opened up his van... In no time, his entire load was sold…..Buy. Buy…buy
People thought that the stuff is ‘made in France’ the person came from Lkharij & the van has a French number plate
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10.You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15.You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
this guy was walking along this long, a very high wall. He heard on the other side loud voices going 99...99...99...99. He became very curios and started looking for any places on the wall where he can have a look. He found a small hole in the wall a size of a coin. As soon as he had his eyes against it to see what is going on, someone from the other side poked him in the eye with his finger and suddenly, the voices went 100...100...100..100
Well it's not really a joke but it's someone funny to watch. Those lucky few in the US probably saw it but poor us in Europe have to wait for it to be uploaded to comedy central website. Enjoy. Oops ! Almost forgot ! It's about that gay parade, in Jerusalem, jewish clerics were trying to ban.
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