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Thanks Chelhman, this show rocks!! it beats the Simpson and any other show of that kind. Unfortunatly the episodes are noy yet available, i'll keep an eye on the link..

Hi Minniemouse,

What do you mean not available ? I've been watching some episodes yesterday and just tried it now to make sure, it works fine. It's sponsored by ads so make sure you don't have any anti-popups software running.
I'm putting the main link below just in case :

[ase.emv3.net]

Hi Chelhman, they are not available in the UK

I get this when i try...

[www.southparkstudios.com]

You might not be able to access the page but it says "Sorry England....episodes not available, coming soon"

but i'm really itchy to watch it now!!! LOL



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2008 06:06 by Minniemouse.

Hi again Minniemouse,

Those bastards ! LOL
Probably has to do with your IP showing you're connected from england, I know there's a way through a proxy server that spoofs your IP address. If you don't know what I'm talking about, let me know, I'll do some googling later and send some proxies.
Definitely not fun being in the UK : can't see "What Lola Wants", can't access South Park...

Addendum :

Try this, enter the South Park link and click on "surf" :

[www.surfunblocked.com]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2008 06:37 by chelhman.

Hi there
All of chelhman's links work for me too; you can set up the proxy in internet options from your control panel

Anyone want to give some of these ideas a try?!










BANNED FROM K- MART...........

This is why women should not take men shopping against their
will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping
boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she
loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from
her local K -Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on lay -b y.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it
as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least ..

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
K -Mart.

humm, second link doesn't work either! God, i hate my life now LOL

Never mind, they say they have some contractual obligations to sort out in the UK and they'll notify me by email when the episodes are available.

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Minniemouse
Hi Chelhman, they are not available in the UK

I get this when i try...

[www.southparkstudios.com]

You might not be able to access the page but it says "Sorry England....episodes not available, coming soon"

but i'm really itchy to watch it now!!! LOL

u like watch southpark ?

very funny

you can see it at gameone TV

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islah
u like watch southpark ?

very funny

you can see it at gameone TV

my good sister.south park is not a good television program. in there they talking about things that are not good for a moslum girls and boys to listen.its sometimes very bad things they talkings

Another nugget of entertainement for those of you who like smart humor, here's a website that streams episodes of Frasier :

[so.youku.com]

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folk DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.



The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with phone number for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.



However, one particular morning, one game made the City drop to its knees with laughter.



Anyway, here's how it all went down:



DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'



Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'



DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'



Contestant: 'Brian.'



DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'



Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'



DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'



Brian: 'Sara.'



DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'



Brian: 'She is going to kill me.'



DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'



Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'



DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'



Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'



DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'



Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'



DJ: 'Question Two - How long did it last?'



Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'



DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'



Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'



DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?



Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'



DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'



Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'



DJ: 'Uh huh...'



Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'



DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'



Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'



DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.



[3 minutes of commercials follow...]



DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch

tones.....ringing....)



Clerk: 'Kinko's.'



DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'



Clerk: 'This is she.'



DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'



Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'



DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. So... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'



Sarah: 'No.'



DJ: 'Good!'



Brian: (laughing)



Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'



Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'



DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.



Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'



DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'



Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'



DJ: 'What time?'



Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'



DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'



Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'



DJ: That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'



Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'



DJ: 'Where did you have it?'



Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'



Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'



DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'



Sarah: 'Well...'



DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?



Sarah: 'Up the ar????......'

Not yet friday but...what the hell...
This video is hilarious if you've seen the movie and don't speak german and if you do, well...just shut that part of your brain off :

[www.youtube.com]

The second one is cute, it's been getting traction on Youtube these days :

[www.boreme.com]

Cool , thank you chelhman

Hello!

Thanks Chelhman for the clips! the Hitler one is so funny! "I like it when bastards loosen up!" hahahaha

I wanted to change the topic's title to something other than "friday fun" but sadly i can't edit old posts apparently...

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."


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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The Indian replies, "Ear sticky".

Here's something to finish the week with a laugh. An excerpt from Jon Stewart's daily show, you'll get the end if you've seen "Usual Suspects". Enjoy :

[www.youtube.com]

Hi everybody!

this is my first post so I'd like to begin with a special thanks to Minniemouse for this forum.

A little boy, on his way to school, encounters a policeman every morning at the same place.
The little boy gets into the habit of saying to the policeman: '' My daddy is a doctor, my mummy is a doctor, I will be a doctor''. The following day he comes with a ''My daddy is a teacher, my mummy is a teacher, I will be a teacher'' and so on.. The policeman never minds what the boy is saying until comes the day when he was really upset.
Here comes the little boy, as soon as he approaches the

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